cisthoughtcrime:

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dynamite5ftjewishbitch:

vetmedirl:

God bless nurses forever

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zackisontumblr:

pls

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happyhumannoises2:

xoperidottea:

scottishtwitter:

Translation: I told this girl sent next to me on the bus that her guide dog was cute and she said “Aw I wouldn’t know” and I choked on my coffee

😂😂

I think this is the first one of these that i literally couldn’t understand a damn thing written

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elderly-scrolls:

animal crossing players are like “i HATE bill wibbly, he’s a BASTARD and i want him OFF my island, he KILLED my family and BURNT my crops” and then i look up bill wibbly or whatever and he looks like

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phantomomo:

wessasaurus-rex:

The amount of detail in the background really makes this

Damn I didn’t even realize there where more memes on the hieroglyphs wall. This is an all new level of advanced memerie

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falconpunchyourmom:

jehovahhthickness:

switchingtogeico:

klmposslble:

the queen has returned

I’m so happy she’s still collecting those Disney checks!!!!!!!!

Disney + needs to give her, her own show. 

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sstrangeprompts:

Due to the horrible crimes you have committed against the nation, you have been sent to court and, after a quick trial, sentenced to death.

Just as you’re about to be taken away, the doors to the courtroom open wide and in storms a person frantically yelling that they are in possession of evidence that will prove your innocence. The person looks at you and discreetly winks. 

 This sudden twist is very strange for 2 specific reasons:

1) You have definitely committed all those crimes;

2) You don’t know who the fuck this person is. 

(via radioactiveswampmonsters)

snailclockk:

ಠωಠ

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sugarpkts:

(spits into bucket) and son? what’s rule number one?

(dejected) “….never horse girls, pa.”

that’s right. (spits into bucket x2)

(via intercal)

notmusa:

notmusa:

notmusa:

notmusa:

please, its 2:30 am, please stop

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gaycism:

Ya truly love to see it!

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asryakino:

“Is it the right order or is it another box of granola?”

“It’s DEFINITELY the right order.”
“You’re positive it’s the right order?”

“Yes.”

*ships more granola*

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